What a morning!!

Boyyyyy I was sleeping good!  All snuggled on my husband's side of the bed,

Madison had snuck in sometime during the night and she took over my side. ha ha.  My gut decided to start wrenching.... Darnit!  Now I'm awake.

I take my sweet time getting out of the bed, since I didn't really want to be awake just yet.  It's Saturday, I don't have to be awake yet!

I head straight for the kitchen to get my coffee going, seems as though nothing else was visible to me at the moment.  I had no idea what was waiting for me in the living room.  Anyway... I then head to the bathroom, & take care of the necessities.  Alright... Now I can go and turn on the t...

WHAT IN THE HECK?!

This is what I (finally) see in my living room..

Looks like BO had a great time last night!!!

There's alot going on here.... Let's get some closer looks, shall we?

Those of you who have kiddos that need the nebulizer treatment,

know that this is never good, to "run out" of meds... or to by chance,

have a dog that decides he needs it more.  Let's not forget to mention
that he had also gotten a half full pack of cigarettes, you can see the left
overs in the top picture, and I still haven't managed to find the lighter
that was inside my pack. HA!  He also got a penguin water bottle,
not pictured, that belongs to Madison....she'll be happy.  And Albuterol
wrappers are everywhere!!!  We keep the nebulizer and all meds in
a small duffle bag behind the recliner.... and he's never touched it
before.  Until now.

Here's the SECOND unopened pack of cigarettes he got off my coffee table.
Aparently... he was having a bad nic fit and needed more than the 10
he had already eaten...

After these things... my attention is brought to this spot on the carpet.
Not sure what's going on here... so I got a closer look by pulling back
the fuzzy crap that was on top.

HOLY COW!!  What a great STRONG dog we have!!  Now is a good time
to mention that we RENT our home.... Can we say goodbye deposit?
What the heck do I do with this pup?!

I told Corey this is exactly why he needs his artichokes cut off, yet...
we've not done that as of this moment.  Of course, this makes me
SOOOO mad that my dog did this!!!  BUT.  I am not going to get
rid of him like my husband said we need to do.  He's quick to want to
get rid of a dog, rather than working with them, etc.  We were
raised completely DIFFERENT.  In his family....Dogs are born,
dogs are outside, dogs are animals and they die.
In my family?!  Dogs are born, Dogs are inside, Dogs are
COMPANIONS, dogs are LOVED, Dogs are FAMILY. 
And when they pass...it is extremely heart breaking.

So... I have a question to anyone who decides to read this...
What do I do now?!  Aside from the obvious, which I'm making an
appointment for.... What else is there?  I hate keeping him in his Kennel
at nights, which looks like he'll be cooped up for sure now,
but are there any tips anyone could offer?

Help a girl out.... This is ridiculous!
Oh...and here's the troublemaker...
Look at that face!! (lol)

Thanks for reading!